Friday, May 21, 2010

George

George was so excited, slightly nervous and promising himself that his foundation was not orange. Excited not only because his secret date was just moments away from curbing his embarrassment of only having himself for himself, the person may be his future partner. His reflection lacked aggression, but still looked see...mingly orgasmic. Curly light brown locks with hints of fair.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

David

David brought a very exspensive hamper to school one day. An enormous bucket of Kentucky Fried chicken with eighteen huge dripping pieces along with all the fat. And batter. Chicken and thighs. One piece for a boy and one piece for a girl. (including himself.)  The snag was, that there was only one boy and only one girl who were allowed one piece, and each person had to be from a particular country. Eighteen countries in total, as there were only eighteen pieces in the precious cardboard box, bucket, hamper - whatever. David thought that he would start with Israel, and take it from there. Perhaps Palestine. Perhaps Turkey. Or Perhaps Greece. Pupils from all over the world attended the prestigious London Grange for Boys and it was these very boys who were joined every Monday morning by London Grange for Girls. This was for Monday morning Chapal service. Jacob, Davids best friend had to draw straws for a piece of chicken but they promised each other solemnly never to tell anyone who won. All they needed was a girl from Israel to stick her finger in the pie. She indeed would deserve a piece of KFC chicken and represent Israel as a normal Isralite citizen. Obviously David or Jacob would perform this marvelous fete. Which boy though, was never to be told. Olivia, the Isralite was the obvious choice.

The Big fright does not fright Pritch

Jesus was. Lancet would sometimes consider (Just between us) if he could indeed walk on water, just like pop sensation T'pau promised. Could he. Could he really.

Friday, May 7, 2010

The big fright does not fright Pritch.

Dressed in the regulation North London Grange for boys school uniform - black blazer, black trousers, black shoes, aqua coloured shirt, and ruby striped with silver tie, and ruby coloured scarf, Lancet would sit, ho hum in class. Usually with an admireror or two sulking nearby hoping for a lookin - at his work. This would make Lancet immensly displeased, unlike that boy brazilian "dieter" that confusingly always looked so fit and always seemed so smiley, and this would put doubt in Lancets mind. Was there really a diety? Could there be. Possibly.

All you need to do is make the littiest noise that you can possibly make because a diety is only interested in peace. You have to make the littlest noise that you can possibly make because there is no knowing that a ripple at the wrong moment may make one person shiver, like a loud whisper. Too loud. A little noise. Probably the smallest. Probably the first. Probably the least. Probably the most magnificent. So magnificent so, Lancet - Lance Manero would often have a contest in class with brothers Crownmiatt Manero, Onliatt Manero, Tommiatt Manero, Jackmiatt Manero, Dickmiatt Manero and cousin Riki Taylor. Little sister Magaretmiatt Manero was not included in these recreation activities but they certainly passed the long gruelling hours at school with mediocricity. - Possible a day. That is how you know. When those in the know know and Lancet is pleasantly suprized. He is so mellow, he forgets to get a headache. A headache that Technology would often give him. Technology had the unfortunated effect of causing trouble and strife, let alone exceedingly so in Lancets unsignificant if you really did'nt know him life. Thebrazilian boy said he believed in Jesus.